function makeArray(len) {
for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
this.length = len;
}

// you add as many quotes as you want here just make sure to change the makeArray(number)

thoughts = new makeArray(31);
thoughts[0] = "What are you, like, 5?";
thoughts[1] = "I’m a producer of fil-ims";
thoughts[2] = "You whore, curry, mother fucking ball of yarn!";
thoughts[3] = "Shut up! The Natives are talking!";
thoughts[4] = "It’s like he’s sneezing, but he’s not!";
thoughts[5] = "I’m losing my mind with sports!";
thoughts[6] = "He did it! That guy!";
thoughts[7] = "The cards worth a buck, the wishes are priceless.";
thoughts[8] = "Who is that guy?  I think it’s Ted Koppel.";
thoughts[9] = "I don’t even know what Mexicans are!";
thoughts[10] = "Don’t Do Rape."
thoughts[11] = "It’s a Musical though, huh?";
thoughts[12] = "It’s wet.  It usually is.";
thoughts[13] = "We were in love.  Like Anthony and Guinevere.  Like Louis and Clark.";
thoughts[14] = "I couldn’t afford a four letter word, made of gold.";
thoughts[15] = "The jazz-hands were too much?";
thoughts[16] = "The moment for me was when I started breast-feeding.  Me too.";
thoughts[17] = "Get your shit together man, how unprofessional.";
thoughts[18] = "I don’t know what time it is.";
thoughts[19] = "We can’t do the schlong effect.";
thoughts[20] = "But you never played for the team, Ryan!";
thoughts[21] = "If she’s playing a little hard-to-get, maybe she could use some balance.";
thoughts[22] = "I’m just so fat.";
thoughts[23] = "There are plenty of other things these women could be doing with their mouths.";
thoughts[24] = "You’re really disappointing me.";
thoughts[25] = "How’s your life going?  It’s Wicked!";
thoughts[26] = "Poor Tia.";
thoughts[27] = "Most people have hair.  This guy doesn’t.";
thoughts[28] = "Just makin’ a saaaalid.";
thoughts[29] = "yes this is church, nevertheless pants are still discouraged.";
thoughts[30] = "your webcam is on. Nice.";

// The random number generator.
function rand(n) {
seed = (0x015a4e35 * seed) % 0x7fffffff;
return (seed >> 16) % n;
}
var now = new Date()
var seed = now.getTime() % 0xffffffff