Aristotle began his acting career in grade 3 as Frosty the Snowman for the grade 6ers play. He melted. Who would have predicted this would lead to him becoming a Jerk. And a bit of an ass. Actually a pretty big ass.

Brian Calvert was once a real life scientitian with a lab coat, safety glasses and everything. He left the hard partying life of a researcher behind to become a jerk, and an idiot.

Patrick is an honest to goodness actor with countless credits to his name. For some reason he has chosen to lower his standards to this... Although he finally agrees with the masses when they say he is a Jerk.

Amy rocks. Despite the fact that she works with professional actors on a daily basis making them look beautiful, horrifying, or both she has become an integral part of the jerks team. In addition to her starring roles in several skits, she also brought Beelzebuddy to life... with magic.

I know you are thinking... "Where do I know Josh from?" The answer is, you know him from the "Sunny D" commercial. Joshua is a born performer although a camera has rarely been around to catch his best work. Probably for the best, as it would now be labeled "evidence"

You've seen his ginch, you've seen his ass... what else can we really convey that has not already been downloaded to your favorites? Ryan writes, acts and dances - the quintessential triple treat.